(I can't get over that dorky grin in the beginning-)
(This was an awesome idea given to me by my sisterGalaxyComets556THANK YOU-)
(Basically this is a random AU I literally just whipped up combined with some versions of my OCs.
And I've never written something like this except for a script so forgive me, Prince Ali does NOT belong to me, I only changed a few lyrics to fit this scene-)
-Imagine (Genie) Hobs' voice Michael Buble instead, that's just my headcanon singing voice for him-
A normal day in the Bazaar, right?
Yeah...N O P E.
The villagers raised their heads as they heard music coming close in the distance. A tall golden tom with one eye and a torn ear led the parade, looking fairly mischievous. He chuckled before bounding into the square.
"Hey, clear the way, in the old Bazaar!
Ey, YOU, let us THROUGH! It's a bright new star!
Oh, come be the first on the block to meet her eye~!"
He took the villagers by the surprise as he sang, randomly twirling unlucky bystanders on the last line.
"Make way, here she comes! Ring bells, bang the drums!
Oh, you're gunna love this gUY!"
The tom pretty much put a street performer in an armlock as he gestured to the street. A sleek humanoid black she-cat sat atop an elephant (deal with it-), blue eyes aglow and a small smirk on her muzzle.
"Princess Middy, fabulous she, Ali Ababwa~!
Genuflect, sHOW SOME RESPECT!
Down on one knee!"
He tripped a few guards from behind with his tail before booking it, dancing around as he did so.
"Now try your best to stay calm! Brush off your Sunday Salaam!
Now come and meet her spectacular courterie, OW!
Princess Middy, mighty is she, Ali Ababwa~!"
Midnight gave him a small, "Wait, wHAT-" look out the corner of her eye. Hobs snickered a little just before the elephant made her slide down and stand on the top of it's trunk. She startled a bit.
"Strong as ten regular men, DEFINITELY!"
Literally five seconds later, with the help of a small bolt of magic, she was holding up ten male humanoid tigers and wolves. She looked ready to jump off that elephant and chase Hobs around at that point.
"She faced the galloping hordes-
A hundred bad guys with swords!
Who sent these goons to their lords, why, princess Middy~!"
Hobs ignored the death stare and darted around a small crowd, imitating an old wolf, a young cat, and put two large leopards in an armlock with each arm as he sang.
"She's got seventy-five golden camels~ (Don't they look lovely, June?)
Purple peaco*cks, she's got fifty-three! (Fabulous, Harry, love the feathers!)"
Midnight playfully rolled her eyes as the tomcat imitated two reporters.
"When it comes to exotic type mammals~
Has she got a zoo, I'm tellin' you!
It's a world-class menagerie~!!"
He gestured to a large balloon shaped like a dingo, held down by a team of five men. He blinked, noticing one man swinging from a rope off the ground. He shook his head and imitated a jackal, before a hyena and switching back.
"Princess MiDDY, beautiful she, Ali Ababwa!"
He randomly came up behind three jaguars, putting two in an armlock as they sang backup.
"Her physique, how can we speak?!
Weak at the knees~!!"
He playfully elbowed a jaguar as he sang the first line.
"Well, get on out in that square,
Adjust your shirt and prepare!(I didn't know what else to put instead of veil okay-)
To gawk, and grovel and stare at princess Middy!"
He bounded off before the jaguar could attack him.
"She's got ninety-five white Persian monkeys~! (She's got the monkeys, let's see the monkeys-)
And to view them, she charges no fee! (She's generous, so generous!)
She's got butlers, she's got servants and flunkeys! (Proud to work for her, love serving her! They're just lousy with loyalty, to Middy!)"
"Princess Middy..
Princess MidDY, GLAMOROUS SHE, ALI ABABWAA~!!"
Hobs and the parade kicked the door to the palace open, causing the servants to book it, not feeling like getting trampled today.
"Heard your prince is a SIGHT, LOVELY TO SEE-"
Hobs literally took the emperor in an armlock as he sang, surprising him.
"And THAT GOOD PEOPLE IS WHY, SHE GOT DOLLED UP AND DROPPED BY!!"
Hobs pretty much chucked him back onto the throne as he sang.
"With sixty elephants, camels galore, with her bears and lions, a brass band and more!
With her forty fakirs, her cooks, her bakers, and birds that warble on KEY!
Make way, for princess MidDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY~!!!"
The second Hobs held that note, and Midnight skidded in on the carpet, the tom disappeared into gold sparks and hid under her scarf, which she quickly tugged down.
In a small explosion of fireworks, the entire parade was gone.
(Holy crap my fingers hurt-)
*BONUS!!*
Midnight trudged beside Hobs out the back door of the palace, looking exhausted and DONE.
"Hobs."
"Hm?"
"Never again."
The golden tomcat laughed and playfully elbowed her, getting a small punch in the arm in reply.
"You dork."
"That's why you love me!"
"PFFF-"
(THE END!!)
798 words!)
